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First batch of velvet mouches from the Princely Perfumery of Lorenzburg!


The first batch of fragrant velvet mouches from the Princely Perfumery has arrived! Now, anyone can delight in the elegance and court culture of Lorenzburg’s history! We will soon open a shop where one can purchase souvenirs, flags and, of course, velvet beauty patches from the Princely Perfumery! In ancient days sumptuary laws regulated how many of … Continue reading First batch of velvet mouches from the Princely Perfumery of Lorenzburg!

There was no fairer Tabernacle! (The national anthem of Lorenzburg)


The national anthem of Lorenzburg makes references to the constellation Corona Borealis (Northern Crown) and the banner known as the Oriflamme. Here is a translation of the lyrics from Swedish into English. In the translation the meaning of the text has been prioritized over rhythm and rhymes that are present in the original language. We … Continue reading There was no fairer Tabernacle! (The national anthem of Lorenzburg)

Dr. Lucy Lyons is created Baroness in Lorenzburg


Blazon: Argent three chevrons azure, a charge heart gules overlaid with a Lyoness statant et guardant Argent, crowned with an open crown Or and a dexter turned suckling lion cub Or. The shield crowned with a baron’s crown Proper. Dexter shield supporter a gryphon part the lion Or and part the Eagle azure, sinister shield … Continue reading Dr. Lucy Lyons is created Baroness in Lorenzburg

Lorenzburg travels to the Sun Aboard NASA’s Parker Solar Probe


NASA is inviting people around the world to submit their names online to be placed on a microchip aboard NASA’s historic Parker Solar Probe mission launching in summer 2018. The mission will travel through the Sun’s atmosphere, facing brutal heat and radiation conditions — and your name will go along for the ride. “This probe … Continue reading Lorenzburg travels to the Sun Aboard NASA’s Parker Solar Probe

March 14 & 24, April 20: Education not Execution!


The Principality of Lorenzburg upholds the values of the Human Rights to live, love and learn safely in accordance with one’s own unique talents and interests. Sadly, these fundamental rights are being violated in many parts of the world on a daily basis. Schools and universities should be considered sacred places for learning and growing. … Continue reading March 14 & 24, April 20: Education not Execution!

The Office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche


Do you love polka dots and do you have a steady hand? Then you should apply for the office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche! Once worn to conceal a blemish or to create allure, the mouche (French word for “fly”)—and its specific placement on a woman’s face or neck—would become a language under … Continue reading The Office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche

Chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street!


It has come to H.S.H. Prince Freï’s attention that someone (probably non-resident in Lorenzburg) is creating chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street. We propose we put up a sign with an explicit coat of arms showing what may happen if one doesn’t put the rubbish in the right bin… Blazon:: “Azure an arm … Continue reading Chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street!