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Lorenzburg travels to the Sun Aboard NASA’s Parker Solar Probe


NASA is inviting people around the world to submit their names online to be placed on a microchip aboard NASA’s historic Parker Solar Probe mission launching in summer 2018. The mission will travel through the Sun’s atmosphere, facing brutal heat and radiation conditions — and your name will go along for the ride. “This probe … Continue reading Lorenzburg travels to the Sun Aboard NASA’s Parker Solar Probe

March 14 & 24, April 20: Education not Execution!


The Principality of Lorenzburg upholds the values of the Human Rights to live, love and learn safely in accordance with one’s own unique talents and interests. Sadly, these fundamental rights are being violated in many parts of the world on a daily basis. Schools and universities should be considered sacred places for learning and growing. … Continue reading March 14 & 24, April 20: Education not Execution!

The Office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche


Do you love polka dots and do you have a steady hand? Then you should apply for the office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche! Once worn to conceal a blemish or to create allure, the mouche (French word for “fly”)—and its specific placement on a woman’s face or neck—would become a language under … Continue reading The Office of Master or Mistress of the Mouche

Chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street!


It has come to H.S.H. Prince Freï’s attention that someone (probably non-resident in Lorenzburg) is creating chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street. We propose we put up a sign with an explicit coat of arms showing what may happen if one doesn’t put the rubbish in the right bin… Blazon:: “Azure an arm … Continue reading Chaos at the recycling station at Fogdemyr Street!

The Nobel Prize awards 2017, on humanistic values


On the tenth day of December it is a Swedish tradition, in memory of Alfred Nobel, to award the Nobel Prize to the great benefactors of humanity. As a modern monarch I want to stress the importance that humans build numerous and more stable platforms where we can meet in mutual learning. In these times, when the … Continue reading The Nobel Prize awards 2017, on humanistic values

Christoffer Ivarsson created Baron Fahnenträger von und zu Flügelnberg


Christoffer Ivarsson created Baron Fahnenträger von und zu Flügelnberg in recognition of services to the nation. His Serene Highness and Gentle Glory, Prince Freï of Lorenzburg, Protector of the Oppressed, Defender of Freedom, The Thundering Throne, Mystical Fount and Unshakeable Foundation of the Principality of Lorenzburg, to All Our Most Beloved Subjects Whatsoever, to Our Allies and Cherished … Continue reading Christoffer Ivarsson created Baron Fahnenträger von und zu Flügelnberg

The Flag of the Lingonberry Forest!


The heralds and sages of Lorenzburg have designed a new flag for the magical Lingon Berry Forest. A recent vote gave the name “Lingonskogen” to one of the Lorenzburgian forests.  This is how the old folk in Lorenzburg tell the story of how Cowberry forest was named. Now, the Elf Queen is both ancient and eternally young … Continue reading The Flag of the Lingonberry Forest!

We welcome the nation’s nine newest Citizens


We are most delighted to welcome nine new Citizens to the realm. Non-residential Citizen 111: Billy Ross III – USA Non-residential Citizen 112: Christopher Stevenson – UK Non-residential Citizen 113: Jake Walsh – USA Non-residential Citizen 114: Guy Singer – UK Non-residential Citizen 115: Kolawole Olanrewaju Olayeni – Nigeria Non-residential Citizen 116: Lucy Lyons – … Continue reading We welcome the nation’s nine newest Citizens

In the pipeline, the Lorenzburg RPG: The Crown and the Pea


Good Monday We are pleased to present one of Lorenzburg’s new projects: the Role-playing game The Crown and the Pea that takes place in the fairytale nation of Lorenzburg. The rules will be simple and the ambition is that they shall fit on one double-sided A4 sheet. This is because the emphasis should be on playing, … Continue reading In the pipeline, the Lorenzburg RPG: The Crown and the Pea